Friday, April 9, 2010

Laugh Out Loud at Your Library - Marriage

From The Mr. and Mrs. Happy Handbook by Steve Doocy
Mr. Happy's Advice

Just accept the fact that men and women are afraid of different things. And that's okay. But it begs the question, if husbands go wobbly on almost all important health issues, why should women stay married to squirmy good-for-nothing guys?

That's easy.

About once a month, Todd will get a shrieking cell phone call from his normally stoic wife. "Come home NOOOOWWW!!!"

He'll race home, find her screaming like a woman, scan the room, roll up a magazine, cock his arm, and fire away, instantly squashing the scary bug with thirty-seven hairy legs, leaving a little gut trail that he'll mop up with the back of the hand holding a doughnut.

"That's why I married him," she boasts of her one-man Orkin army.

Husbands. It's not much, but it's all we have.
Just accept it - men and women are totally different species. When you put them together, the funniest things happen!

Read more marriage humor, at your library today.

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