Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Laugh Out Loud at Your Library - Kid Humor

Everyone who's had a kid, or who's ever been around a kid, remembers in detail the ages from 4 - 9, when they're "telling jokes."

From You Must Be Joking, Two by Paul Brewer
What does Harry Potter use to correct his magic?
The spell checker.

What's gray and white on the inside, red and white on the outside, and comes in a can?
Campbells Cream of Elephant Soup

Tim: Dock dock
Ed: Dock dock? I though it was a knock knock.
Tim: It is. Buh I hab a tewible code.
Thankfully, almost all kids grow out of this phase. Unless they don't. Then you're doomed.

Find more Kid Humor, at your library today!

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